BIRDS ACCOUNTANTS
BIRDS ACCOUNTANTS
Women-only · CIMA-qualified · Online, UK-wide
I do the tax. You do nothing.
Discreet, judgement-free accountancy for self-employed women. No jargon, no lectures, just your tax sorted.
Who do you work as?
An online accountant for self-employed women across the UK. Pick your type of work for tailored tips, typical expenses and answers.
Self-employed women in any trade. Self Assessment, Universal Credit, Making Tax Digital.
Sole Traders →Beauticians, nail, lash and hair techs, aestheticians, therapists, self-employed nurses and carers.
Beauty & Healthcare →Cam models and OnlyFans or fan-site creators. Confidential, judgement-free, with a tax forecaster.
Cam Models & Creators →PTs, group fitness, yoga and pilates teachers, gym-based and online coaches.
Fitness & Yoga →Self-employed women across the UK, including Cheshire and Manchester — all online.
I get you set up with HMRC properly from day one.
Your books kept tidy and matched to your bank, every month.
Your tax return prepared and filed on time.
Statutory accounts and Corporation Tax returns done for you.
Quarterly VAT returns handled for VAT-registered businesses.
Software and records ready for MTD before it applies to you.
Letters, calls and queries from HMRC? I deal with them.
Practical guidance when you're just starting out on your own.
£80/month
Sole traders & start-ups
£90/month
Sole traders on Universal Credit
£130/month
Ltd companies, not VAT-registered
£160/month
Ltd companies, VAT-registered
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Fixed-price extras, on their own or alongside a package. Secure checkout by Payhip opens in a new tab.
£95 one-off
Software set up and your first quarterly update made easy.
Buy now£95 one-off
Income proof and accountant letters for lenders and landlords.
Buy now£30 /month
Your monthly self-employed earnings report done for you.
Buy now£150 one-off
Find out if going limited would save you money.
Buy nowfrom £150
Late returns, unpaid tax or a worrying HMRC letter, sorted.
Buy now£90 one-off
We file your company's yearly confirmation statement with Companies House – includes Companies House fee.
Buy now£165 one-off
We set up your limited company with Companies House – includes Companies House fee – and get you ready to trade.
Buy now£163 one-off
We close your dormant company properly with Companies House and HMRC – includes Companies House fee.
Buy now£45 /quarter
Your Making Tax Digital quarterly updates sent to HMRC for you, every quarter.
Buy now£150 one-off
Your Making Tax Digital end-of-year declaration finished and submitted.
Buy now£150 one-off
Your Self Assessment tax return prepared and filed, one-off.
Buy now£175 per year
Behind on tax returns? We file each missing year for you.
Buy now£75 one-off
We register your business for VAT with HMRC and explain what changes.
Buy now£45 per month of records
We sort out your missing bookkeeping, priced per month of records.
Buy now£60 one-off
We check your platform, agency or brand contract for tax and money pitfalls.
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A private little app for self-employed creators, performers and beauty pros. Check what you can claim, estimate your tax and what to put aside each month, and log your money privately on your phone. No spreadsheets needed.
First 10 answers free
Email, call or DM. No judgement.
We talk through what you need.
I'll tell you exactly what to send.
You get on with your life.
2025/26 Self Assessment deadline · 31 January 2027
Miss it and HMRC charges an automatic £100 penalty. Let's get yours done early.
Book your returnYes. I work only with women, and what you do for a living stays between us. There's no judgement here, whether you're a beautician, a creator or an adult worker.
If you're self-employed and earn more than the £1,000 trading allowance in a tax year, you'll usually need to register for Self Assessment and get a UTR. I can do the registration for you.
Don't panic. A late 2025/26 return means an automatic £100 penalty, with more if it's very late, but the sooner we get it sorted the better. Message me and we'll make a plan.
Since 6 April 2026, sole traders and landlords with qualifying income over £50,000 must keep digital records and send quarterly updates to HMRC. The limit drops to £30,000 from April 2027 and £20,000 from April 2028. I'll set up the software and handle the updates for you.
Message me for a free, friendly chat. No obligation, no jargon.
